September 2009
10 posts
It's not rape if you yell suprise.
-dannx:
whenallelsefails:
-dannx:
shanedee:
(via -dannx)
so thats how you got away with it.
Don’t whine because your case against me didn’t stand.
It would have if i had made it their to testify… but my brakes strangly didnt work. Luckily that hooker slowed me right down.
haha
Thats right… Whenallelsefails. Where half decent entries go to die.
It's not rape if you yell suprise.
-dannx:
shanedee:
(via -dannx)
so thats how you got away with it.
Don’t whine because your case against me didn’t stand.
It would have if i had made it their to testify… but my brakes strangly didnt work. Luckily that hooker slowed me right down.
Someone should start a stickam or tinychat (that...
(via -dannx)
Pro-Tip = Shut The Fuck Up!
Fuck mum. Everything you do pisses me off.
-dannx:
zoebarakat:
All you have to do is walk into a room.
FUCK OFF.
^This.
I LOVE JANE! I have had it up to here with yuur Jane bashing. Cease and desist.
catt-:
whenallelsefails:
catt-:
I think I am a much more interesting person in real life. I never have anything to say on Tumblr anymore.
Same… Btw, yuu shuuld feel special because i am reblogging yuur text as my first return back to tumblr.
AXEL IS BACK ON TUMBLRR!!
Yes indeedy… this is cause for celebration correct?
catt-:
I think I am a much more interesting person in real life. I never have anything to say on Tumblr anymore.
Same… Btw, yuu shuuld feel special because i am reblogging yuur text as my first return back to tumblr.
June 2009
119 posts
catt-:
We can have some more, Nature is a whore, Bruises on the fruit, Tender age in bloom.
He’s the one who likes,
all our pretty songs and he,
Likes to sing along and he,
likes to shoot his gun… but he…
Can I be on top of you right now?
To that special someone…
If you could change your name, what would you...
randomshizzle:
I can’t decide xP
Crap Bagg
Falling Like A God... Shweet band bro. →
The killers computer was password protected...
The analyst tried every means of breaking into the computer in his knowledge…
P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D…
*Access Denied*
-sigh-
im watching the sex in the city movie.
tabethalynn:
whenallelsefails:
tabethalynn:
whenallelsefails:
(via tabethalynn)
faggot faggot faggot… ILY!
axel why are you so mean to meee? ))); LOVE ME
I hurt yuu because i love yuu tabetha…
<333 thats peculair but i suppose i will deal
Good. Now make me a sammich woman!
Okay, so Michael Jackson died.
randomshizzle:
wheresthebong:
randomshizzle:
I’ve never been a fan of him, and I’ve never liked him so I’m not gonna make some big deal about it. I’m not even going to say that I’m thinking of his family because to be honest, I’m not. Call me heartless or whatever, I don’t really care.
FINALLY. THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. Everyone, every-fucking-one is taking this whole thing out of...
im watching the sex in the city movie.
tabethalynn:
whenallelsefails:
(via tabethalynn)
faggot faggot faggot… ILY!
axel why are you so mean to meee? ))); LOVE ME
I hurt yuu because i love yuu tabetha…
And that's when the doctor said...
I would never be able to ride a bike naked again.
im watching the sex in the city movie.
(via tabethalynn)
faggot faggot faggot… ILY!
Michael Hutchance Disease...
Catch the fever David Caridine.
all ive gotta say is poor farrah fawcett, this was...
citywonder:
innerchildout:
then michael comes and steals it away from her.
Farrah Fawcett was a whore who slept her way to stardom, if it was up to me i would give her a darwin award.
“If a tree falls on a deaf baby in the woods… does anyone care?”
– Philosoraptor
GRRRR
HEADFONES MAKE ME SOOO FUCKING MAD!!!!
For instance i am a vegetarian
kelc-steel:
im not hard core… i mean… well i eat meat, but thats only becuase i like the taste… so morally i win!
dylan moran, monster.
That was the single stupidest thing i’ve ever heard… anyone who who read that probably just got cancer.
“YOUR CRIES ARE ALL INVEIN!!!”
dan,
rubsaltinmywounds:
rickhawk:
let’s bone.
include me and it will be one fucking hot threesome.
no way i got dibs… dan is my bitch
whenallelsefails
rosieoptimism:
gee thanks :D
wat for???
runawaypeaches:
oh my god, i found the remedy for love.
if only.
I struck the glass and broke the bones inside my fist but im okay.
dan,
-dannx:
rickhawk:
let’s bone.
Lmao, sure babe :)
can i get a piece of that too?
right now i'm super glad my boyfriend doesn't have...
tabethalynn:
thelovelybones:
He’d be like DDDDDDDD:
But whatever :p
HAHAHA
Nah he’d be okay…
AXEL DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT MOVING IN ON MY WOMAN
tabethalynn:
(((((:
Lol i was talking about us…
tabetha you should come to my house and watch s....
tabethalynn:
thelovelybones:
I’d invite Stephen but he’s a boy and only pretty girls like you get into my room :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love you my dear, i really do.
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!!
GASFYIUDLKHDKAJDBHX
tabethalynn:
you freaks only make me love you even more! i should be sleeping but i cant leave this damm computer screen becasue of YOU TWO
Why dont yuu love me like yuu love them tabetha?
runawaypeaches:
tabethalynn:
runawaypeaches:
tabethalynn:
runawaypeaches:
isn’t it funny how similar both sayings are. both with 8 letters, three words, and yet completely opposite meanings. still they are both well overused, and very undermeant. and i can’t decide which is worse.
i love you. i hate you.
i love you isnt over used, it is just over exsposed. you dont need to know every...
“There’s always someone fuckin hangin on…”
I wanna love you.
catt-:
(via rubsaltinmywounds) You already know I wanna love you.
Gay…
i don't want to leave
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
call-me-steen:
tomorrow, i’m going to noosa. but i really don’t want to, cause i won’t have internet there so i can’t go on tumblr and talk to all the fantastic people in tumblr land. and i won’t have sims 3, nfisdsfgdogsig. <- that game is sooo addictive.
and i won’t have my fisheye either, cause it broke and they don’t have any left in store. and i won’t have...